Once upon a time little Lucy Fuck Loo got bored. So she started to kill all the ants she could find. Finally the ant's friends and family formed into a gang. This gang was meaner than MS-13. They were all like turning into hammers and shit. But anyway, eventually all the humans had to form into a gang, and they killed little Lucy Fuck Loo, because she fucking started it. Well since Lucy Fuck Loo got killed, the mob got involved, cause Lucy is an Italian name. So the mob comes in and kills everyone, and gets away with it because they're cool like that. UNTIL THUS, THE CIA WAS BORN, "TRACKING SKILLS SO HIGH SPEED, THEY CAN FIND ANYONE!!" Well they started killing mob members by paying restaurants large sums of money to put Arsenic into spaghetti. Then that started killing the white people, and black people, and everyone in between. Even the ants. Well then June bugs took over the word because with so many dead people, they could get in your hair, and nobody would ever object. So they lived in everyone's hair and soon started invading wigs. There were no more wigs after that because June bugs are gay as fuck and they got their gay juices all over it. Gay juices destroy things, but I'm not talking about gay as in homosexual, I mean full blown stupid. So all the wigs are stupid now, and there for the people that do survive, can run a circus much much easier. So thus the freak show was born again, and Anarchy is the new government. They think...hmm population control. Then everyone DIES. the end
"Don't make fun of me, I was probably sleep deprived lol"
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Were you high when you posted this? :0 Also, Lucy Liu is hawt. Don't make fun. :0
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