the worst day ever: (the force)

look tomorrow is finally here
to cause a day of pain and fear.
your chance is over, now it's too late
the forces come to aggravate"why me, why now?" you may cry and plead
the forces are on you now, fast, at full speed
you think it's all over now, but you're sadly mistaken
all of your belongings have now been taken
your family is gone, they left you their junk
they took all your food, and every last bunk
your house is all empty, quiet, and dark
you pull out your lighter, not even a spark
your tired, your scared, you crave for sleep
but the silence is so silent, it's black and deep
you sleep for nine hours and finally wake
you smile, and a deep breath you take
it was only a dream, you're home, and you're grinning
she comes in the room, and she says with a smile"this is only the beginning, the force lasts for a while."

Once upon a time, somebody got bored

Once upon a time little Lucy Fuck Loo got bored. So she started to kill all the ants she could find. Finally the ant's friends and family formed into a gang. This gang was meaner than MS-13. They were all like turning into hammers and shit. But anyway, eventually all the humans had to form into a gang, and they killed little Lucy Fuck Loo, because she fucking started it. Well since Lucy Fuck Loo got killed, the mob got involved, cause Lucy is an Italian name. So the mob comes in and kills everyone, and gets away with it because they're cool like that. UNTIL THUS, THE CIA WAS BORN, "TRACKING SKILLS SO HIGH SPEED, THEY CAN FIND ANYONE!!" Well they started killing mob members by paying restaurants large sums of money to put Arsenic into spaghetti. Then that started killing the white people, and black people, and everyone in between. Even the ants. Well then June bugs took over the word because with so many dead people, they could get in your hair, and nobody would ever object. So they lived in everyone's hair and soon started invading wigs. There were no more wigs after that because June bugs are gay as fuck and they got their gay juices all over it. Gay juices destroy things, but I'm not talking about gay as in homosexual, I mean full blown stupid. So all the wigs are stupid now, and there for the people that do survive, can run a circus much much easier. So thus the freak show was born again, and Anarchy is the new government. They think...hmm population control. Then everyone DIES. the end


"Don't make fun of me, I was probably sleep deprived lol"